RANSVESTIA

some warm dry clothes and a hot cup of coffee and things would look a whole lot better.

"Well, how about a towel and some dry duds for your drowned hus- band?" I called after Dianne as she disappeared into the bedroom. Pres- ently she called back, "I can give you plenty of towels but if you wear something dry it will have to be something of mine."

"What!" was all I could say as I rushed into the bedroom to see what she was talking about. Sure enough both suitcases contained Dianne's things. The luggage with my clothing were, by chance, the pieces which had been stolen.

“I can't wear your clothes," I sputtered, "I'd look ridiculous."

Dianne looked at me with her impish smile and said, "Well, you have to get out of those wet clothes and into something warm and dry or you'll catch cold and besides there's only you and me here and I already know you're a man.”

Sulkily I gave in to her. The damp clothes had already begun to give me a chill and so I stripped to the skin and took my wet clothes out to hang by the fire. When I returned to the bedroom Dianne tossed me a filmy set of sheer bikini panties saying, "Here, put these on while I see what I have that might fit you. I think this is going to be fun, cheer up it's only for tonight anyway."

I stepped into the panties and pulled them up my legs, they felt soft and cool as I settled them at my waist. It was a strange sensation but not unpleasant and I tried to get myself into a better mood. Tomorrow Dianne could go into town and get me something to wear besides my water-soaked things hanging in the other room.

"Here, try these on they're the largest ones I have." Dianne giggled as she handed me a pair of slacks. I tried them on and although they were quite large enough there was no way I could fasten the waistband. "These won't fit," I said as I took them off and handed them back to her. I was beginning to shiver from the cold and damp I still felt.

"Well, we have to get you into something before you really get sick. I don't want your vacation ruined by a cold or something," she said, notic- ing my shivers. "I guess we'll just have to forget about pants and see what